So today we got assigned our seminars for my program and I got assigned the one I didn’t want to be in. But they didn’t write down who was in which one so I am thinking about just going to the other one and acting like I belong… But then the cutest boy in the class is in the one I’m supposed to go to…

unicornsandtruckerhats:

queercorn:

I want lgbt book stores, lgbt coffee houses, and lgbt theaters to replace lgbt bars as centers of community, places to meet people, and lgbt rights of passage.

YES. i am so fucking TIRED of every queer event being at a bar or another 21+ venue, especially when alcoholism is a thing for so many, esp. queer youth, and community isolation is such a major factor in so many suicides.

(Source: straightallies, via soupofficial)

(Source: fifthharmony, via illuminet)

(Source: bidyke, via kingofcreppyisland)

White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
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White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

(Source: adamchayce, via yugoslavic)

shmurdapunk:

dakotacityukuleleorchestra:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I don’t get it.

lmao

(via clauncher)

shmurdapunk:

dakotacityukuleleorchestra:

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I don’t get it.

lmao

(via clauncher)

mireligionerestu:
penis-hilton:

and they say romance is dead

penis-hilton:

and they say romance is dead

(Source: aphrodisy, via out-gayed-myself)

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via iamhumanstupidity)

i just remembered this one time in 7th grade and we had a sub teacher in math class and we had a test and my nose was so snotty i needed a tissue BAD and I stood up and walked across the room to get a tissue and I got there and there were no tissues and I just looked at the sub and walked back to my seat and i never found out if they knew why i stood up and walked across the room in the middle of a test.

usaforafrica:


this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan now what’s up with that

usaforafrica:

this gem exists yet people are still going on about attack on titan now what’s up with that

(via thelonelyoctopus1985)

jpnvines:

ゲームキューブ#擬人化 〜 アッKぃー

GameCube #humanised 〜 アッKぃー

Ahh, I wish I could become human…

I’ll grant that wish for you.

Huh!?

Hu-huhhh!?!

(Source: vine.co, via thelonelyoctopus1985)