me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

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Gaga backstage in Brisbane, Australia. 8.26.14

Gaga backstage in Brisbane, Australia. 8.26.14

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dutchsheerio:

meow-sheeran:

how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

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My dad plays bejeweled online and he will leave the game open overnight because he’s that into it and last night the computer did an automatic update so it restarted and exited his game and he just woke up and was so pissed he thought one of us exited his game I think it’s a little funny

Laverne Cox gets her LIFE when Beyoncé performs Rocket at the 2014 MTV VMAs.

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taco-bell-rey:

my favorite

taco-bell-rey:

my favorite

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okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

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This is but one of the legends of which the people speak…

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dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

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probertson:

God Bug

probertson:

God Bug

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mrdappersden:

Buy all of these people’s products to make nerds mad.

mrdappersden:

Buy all of these people’s products to make nerds mad.

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blademode:

"video games aren’t art"

then explain this fucker

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